great comeback: what is this the Salem bitch trials
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
okay but seriously, conversations that need to be in blood of olympus:
someone sits nico down and has a nice long illuminating talk with him that touches on such topics as “has anyone ever actually told you why ganymede is zeus’s cupbearer” and “does the name hyacinthus sound familiar to you” and “ask apollo about zephyr sometime” and “so how much do you actually know about achilles and patroclus” and “son let me impress something upon you: we’re ancient greeks, we are up to our helmets in dudes kissing, literally nobody is going to give you shit for this”
modern au Lily putting a hex on James so he can’t say anything but “ayyyy lmao” and the other marauders don’t notice that something’s different about him for like almost an entire day
fall out boy and panic at the disco walk into a bar
the bartender goes “hey where’s mcr they used to come here with you guys all the time”
everyone starts crying
all the tea in this house is WEAK it’s all SO WEAK how will I survive the winter
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.