*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
- Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
i think about x-men: first class a lot
“when you were young, did you know you were destined to be female action superstars?" (via sarahcosima)
- Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
- Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question
does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat
I am familiar with that question.
APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW