Wednesday, July 30, 2014

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
Tuesday, July 29, 2014

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

summershadowtwin:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

(Source: maleficent2014)

potatqueen:

i think about x-men: first class a lot

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

mulled-cider:

(Source: oisaeu)

as a kid, i wanted to be a boy because i equated that with strength. there’s a problem with that. it’s only growing into my own womanhood that i realize how warped that is, that i was attributing strength to male qualities. tatiana maslany “women who kick ass” SDCC
when you were young, did you know you were destined to be female action superstars?" (via sarahcosima)

(Source: definiteuncertainty)

(Source: sebastianastan)

Game of Thrones Cast SDCC 2014 Portraits by Entertainment Weekly (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

musicstomyears:

Clean Bandit - Rather Be (ft. Jess Glynne)

  • Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
  • Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
Monday, July 28, 2014

yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW