all i can think about when i see this is how much better baby!spock’s childhood would’ve been if he’d gone to school with wee!scotty instead of those asshole vulcan kids from the first movie
“i assume you have prepared new insults for today?”
“OH, WELL, GOOD GUESS, MR. AWESOME SHIRT”
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Star Trek Into Darkness: the spoiler review (At io9)
After making a mere $84 million at the U.S. box office, Star Trek Into Darkness is considered by some to be a disappointment. Perhaps the problem is that it was a touch confusing. To help our readers better understand it, we’ve complied and answered these Frequently Asked Questions about the movie.
Maximum spoilers ahead…
How does the movie start?
Well, with Kirk and Bones fucking with a planet of primitive aliens. They steal some kind of holy scroll, and then get chased through a red jungle.
Seems like kind of a dick move.
Well, it’s not very clear, but ostensibly they’ve stolen the scroll to get chased, in order to draw the aliens away from a volcano that’s about to explode.
Okay, that seems reasonable.
Except that 1) when the volcano erupts, it’s going to kill everybody on the planet, so it hardly matters where they are, and 2) Spock is getting dropped down into the volcano to set off a cold fusion bomb.
Wait, what?
Yeah, he sets off the cold fusion bomb and all the lava freezes.
You know cold fusion isn’t actually cold, right? It’s only “cold” in the sense that opposed to regular fusion it’s not a bazillion degrees hot.
Huh.
And did you say Spock was in the volcano? Why the hell didn’t they just beam the bomb in there?
Um, something about the planet’s magnetic field. Although they do beam Spock out of the volcano just a few minutes later, so…
And why did Spock have to go with the bomb to set it off? Are you telling me in the 23rd century that people don’t have a way to detonate bombs remotely? That’s stupid.
Well —
And why the fuck is the Enterprise just carrying around a cold fusion suitcase bomb anyways?
Look, you’re getting very upset, and this is just the first scene of the movie.
(I was going to make a post about how mad Star Trek made me, but this does it better, with bonus tears of laughter. )
oh my god this is actually the best thing
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
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(armin van buuren feat. trevor guthrie - this is what it feels like)
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this is the best episode of kim possible and if you disagree you are wrong
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Yuksek - Last Of Our Kind ft. Oh Land (Sam Tiba Remix)
intoyoursunlight:
#i feel like i’ve reblogged this before? #WHO CARES LOOK AT THESE ASSHOLES #DIVING INTO EACH OTHER’S FACES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING POOL #that’s a terrible analogy but seriously #seriously #my favorite first kisses #how she shuts him up #he is literally still talking when her lips first touch his #and then he momentarily MELTS DOWN COMPLETELY #before he can respond #and when he does respond he’s so hesitant and gentle #because the entire time he’s thinking IS THIS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING KISSING HAPPENING LIZZIE HAPPENING LIZZIE KISSING ME WHAT KISSING #and then he wakes up a little bit and manages to say something ~suave #and DIVES RIGHT IN #BECAUSE HE’S WAITED A FUCKING YEAR FOR THIS #AND IT’S HAPPENING #SO HE’S GOING FOR IT #SCREW BEING ON CAMERA #i honestly think they forget about the camera after the first two minutes #because they are so focused on being CLOSE and FEELINGS #and it only hits lizzie that they are on camera after everything has been wonderfully resolved #idk where this is going i just REALLY FUCKING LOVE THESE KISSES
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it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
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Mind Mischief//Tame Impala
DO YOU EVER JUST GET HIT BY A REALLY STRONG WAVE OF PETER PAN 2003 FEELS????
Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide
“You talked to one of my lieutenants. He has, over the years, played the role repeatedly and with great conviction. More often than not, he’s done so to protect my identity. Other times, it was because I suspected a potential client might.. struggle with my gender. As if men had a monopoly on murder.”
let me explain to you how genius the deconstruction of Irene Adler is because in making her a conscious manipulation; an artful and purposeful creation by moriarty in order to ensnare sherlock they have destroyed The Woman; the one individual who eclipsed the whole of her sex and at whose feet Sherlock fell they’ve taken the goddess down off her pillar and revealed the woman in the fridge was a doll all along Irene Adler is only a story; can only ever be a story; because there is no Woman only women and they are villains as well as heroines and they are clever even when they make mistakes and they can hold the world together whether to take advantage of it or to save it for the people they love but there is no Woman there never could be and Sherlock had to learn that elementary the best goddamn show your favs could never
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